I feel like I'm in dance class right now
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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