Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
