this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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