doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
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