I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Randomize
