are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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