we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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