But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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