I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
