Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Will exercising make me less horny?
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