at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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