I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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