that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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