i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Randomize
