if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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