My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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