So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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