didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
