problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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