conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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