talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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