you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Watching her eat just hurts me
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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