If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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