For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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