how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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