doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
