i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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