Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I have tasted many bathrooms
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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