I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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