I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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