Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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