I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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