i jhust puked up my retainher.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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