Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
zippers are such a cool invention
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Randomize
