he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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