Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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