He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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