Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
