so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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