After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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