may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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