I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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