my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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