"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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