Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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