3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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