i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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