I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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