there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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