You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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