I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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