physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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