so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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