...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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