five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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