Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
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