I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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