Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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